Tree Huggers even in Space

This putrid scum claims to want to help u, with giving u knowlege of the universe, of agriculture and just how to better urself in general. Once you turn your back though they have their way with you two ways to sunday. Or at least that what Capt. Banana Hammock has written down in his reports. He being an agent of the law we all know he's looking out for our best interest so who am i to doubt. :P